In Junior High and High School we lived in Flora, the first big town I’d lived in. I was older, and so was allowed to walk to the local Dale Carnegie Library to browse and borrow books. For me, the best part of the library was the Sci-Fi and adventure section in the southwest corner on the first floor.
It was my first introduction to the pulp adventures of Edgar Rice Burroughs, and the Young Peoples books of The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew. The Sci-Fi section was small, but fun. It didn’t take me too long to go through the entire selection, and then I had the wait for new books to come in to feed my voracious reading habits.
I have always loved reading, ever since I was old enough to read, and I’d read anything available. I started with comic books, of course. I remember in Xenia, pointing to a word in a comic book and asking what it was. My brother told me, but for some reason, probably an early onset of paranoia, I did not believe him. I angrily voiced my feeling that I could NOT wait to be able to read and know all the words.
That happened soon enough, and away I went. In those days, my family was a fan of the paperback western, and so was I. What choice did I have? Zane Grey was a favorite. It wasn’t until later that I realized that what he wrote weren’t WESTERNS per se, but Romances in a western setting. That didn’t matter, in those days I was quite the romantic.
First Xenia, then Iuka, we didn’t live in town, and besides they were pretty small towns anyway. Iuka had a store with an atypical selection of comics, and of course, the schools did have libraries. The only thing close to science fiction was a couple of books by Ray Bradbury, and of course Jules Verne and H G Wells.
Moving to Flora was like hitting the big time. A town library that was a whole two-story collection of reading matter, and in a year, the actually pretty decent Flora Township High School library. Pretty decent for me anyway, farm boy that I was.
But as things go, I pretty quickly burned through all the what I considered “Good Stuff.” The Carnegie Library down town was certainly my favorite place to go. I remember once, coming home from the library and finding a $5 dollar bill that someone had lost, along one of the streets. When I got home, I had to show it off to my brother.
“Where did you get that?” he asked.
Feeling pretty good about the whole “found money” thing, I told him “The library was handing them out!” Without another word, Kenny put on his jacket and cap and headed off to the library. They were probably out of money by the time he got there! 😉
Like I said, went through all the lending books pretty quickly. But another thing Flora had was a Newsstand. On occasion I had some actual real life spending money, and I would rather spend it on books than candy or toys. So, my routine on Saturdays was first to the library, then to the newsstand. The newsstand was a long narrow room, with magazine racks all the way down on the west wall, the paperbacks on a long rack in the middle, and the east side with stuff I don’t remember, probably greeting cards, stationary, newspapers and the like. Stuff I wasn’t interested in.
The comic books were 4 or 5 spin-racks, two in the front between the counter, and the more popular news magazines, and a couple more spaced down along the paperback racks.
I loved that place, probably as much as the library.
The only problem was, I didn’t have a lot of loose change. I was too much of a non-assertive slacker doofus to attempt to get a job, and whatever money my mother gave me had to be saved for school supplies, and stuff like that, so it was never for me to spend like I wanted. My brother didn’t have that problem with doing stuff to get paid, and he was generous enough to give me some on occasion.
But there was so many books and magazines in the newsstand that called out to me begging for me to take them home. Especially the girly magazines on the last rack on the west wall.
So I did.
I was a fat, growing kid, so I tended to wear bulky clothes that I was supposed to grow into, and usually wore a jacket. It was pretty easy to tuck a magazine and a couple of paperbacks into my pants in the back, and a couple more in the front with my jacket zipped shut.
It was a miracle that I never got caught. I was a foolish kid, and often would get carried away with my thefts, and often walked out of the newsstand with a goodly amount of reading material tucked away. I’m sure at times I looked like one of those South Park kids bundled up to three times my size.
Sometimes, as a cover I guess, I’d actually BUY a book or magazine, when I had the money. Once I bought a book, and obviously had a paperback in my back pocket. It was a paperback from the Library, but it still looked suspicious, and the dealer gave me a really dirty look when I paid for the book I DID buy.
I do not know why he never acted on his suspicions about me, but he never did. Later, I figured that I was extremely lucky that I was not busted. If I had been, I can only guess what would have happened. I’d probably been ex-communicated from my family, or locked in the closet until graduation. But it was, and is, one of my dirty little secrets.
Speaking of “dirty,” the dirty magazines were an education for me, even the demure ones available back in those days of the early 60s. There was nowhere else I was going to get such an education, since kids were not taught about sex in those days, any more detailed than “Birds lay eggs, and bees pollinate flowers. Don’t you even THINK about it!”
(An aside ~ When we lived in Iuka, I came across an anatomy How To Draw book at the auction. Once I took it home, it was “borrowed” from me, and all the pages with naked ladies was removed. I don’t know if it was my grandmother “protecting” me, or my brother “helping himself out.” It took me a long time to figure out how to draw naked ladies, and I never did get the boobies right.)
Anyway, a lot of pictures of naked ladies came home with me from the newsstand. My method was to be really interested in the magazines in the rack right next to the Girlie Magazines, then reaching over, slipping one of “those” magazines down and into my pants.
I stole so many of those magazines, that my bed (where I “stored” them) developed a noticeable hump from the amount of magazines piled there. I don’t know why I never considered that they might be found. I mean, I DID notice the hump myself! I actually wasn’t much of a thinker in those days.
And it happened. One day I came home, and my bed was perfectly flat. I jerked up the mattress, and all that was there was the other mattress! The HORROR! On further inspection, I discovered that the bathroom wood stove had an inordinate amount of paper ash in it.
But nothing was ever said to me about it. I guess the shame was too much. I mean, what kind of teenage boy “reads” those kind of magazines, anyway?